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These sweatpants are ridiculously comfortable — the french terry is thick without being heavy, and the elastic waistband with drawstring actually stays put. The side pockets are deep enough to hold my phone without it swinging around when I walk.

The drop crotch is low enough that these actually look like proper heritage sweats instead of just baggy pants, and the extra wide cuffs stack nicely over my sneakers. Side pockets are deep enough to hold my phone without it swinging around when I walk.

The french terry is soft and breathable, and the low crutch gives them a relaxed drape that looks way cooler than regular sweats. Side pockets actually hold my phone without weighing the pants down. I've basically lived in these since they arrived.